Trends of Terror 2019: 150 Movies So Bad They’re Good

I hope you like cheese. This book is full of it. In this edition of Trends of Terror, film critic Steve Hutchison reviews 150 horror and horror-adjacent movies so bad they’re good, sorted from best to worst. How many have you seen?

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Here is a list of movies ranked from the best to the worst using the sum of eight different ratings: stars, gimmick, rewatchability, creepiness, story, creativity, acting and quality. Select a combination of genressubgenresantagonists or moods to narrow your search. Additionally, you can select a type of realism, a decade, or you can include or exclude anthology films.

Horror Movie Rating Priorities for Steve Hutchison

Note: genres are major film subdivisions. Most movies belong to many genres. The same can be said about subgenres. Subgenres can be subdivisions of genres or genre hybrids. They can also originate from a film era, a cinematic style, a cult audience or a particular market. Most movies belong to many subgenres. Moods are emotions considered crucial to the plot and conveyed through music, dialogue, performances, build-up and pacing. Moods speak to a film's ambiance. A movie usually conveys more than one mood. Antagonists are people or entities that pose a threat to the protagonist, or hero. Antagonist types are divided into 5 categories: visceral, society, science, afterlife and fantasy.

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  • Jaws
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  • The Meg
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  • Deep Blue Sea
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  • Jaws 2
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  • The Shallows
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  • Jaws: The Revenge
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  • 47 Meters Down
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  • Bait
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  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged
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  • Open Water 2: Adrift
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  • Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
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  • Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
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  • Jaws 3-D
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  • The Reef
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  • Shark Night 3D
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  • 12 Days of Terror
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  • Dark Tide
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  • 5-Headed Shark Attack
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  • 6-Headed Shark Attack
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  • Empire of the Sharks
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  • Planet of the Sharks
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  • 2-Headed Shark Attack
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  • 3-Headed Shark Attack
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  • Open Water
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  • Roboshark
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  • Sharknado
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  • Sharknado 2: The Second One
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  • Open Water 3: Cage Dive
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  • Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
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  • Saltwater: Atomic Shark
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  • Ghost Shark
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  • Zombie Shark
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  • Avalanche Sharks
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  • House Shark
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  • Spring Break Shark Attack
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  • Deep Blue Sea 2
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  • Dinoshark
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  • Jersey Shore Shark Attack
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  • Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf
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  • Malibu Shark Attack
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  • The Last Shark
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  • Red Water
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  • Frenzy
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  • Sand Sharks
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  • Monster Shark
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  • Swamp Shark
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  • Ozark Sharks
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  • Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda
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  • Sharktopus
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  • Toxic Shark
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  • Shark Exorcist
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  • Ice Sharks
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  • Super Shark
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  • Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
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  • Blue Demon
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  • Mega Shark vs. Kolossus
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  • Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
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  • Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus
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  • Sharkenstein
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  • Mississippi River Sharks
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  • Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
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  • Raiders of the Lost Shark
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  • Jurassic Shark
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  • 90210 Shark Attack
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