Fifty Shades of Terror 2019: 50 Reviews of Black & White Horror Films

This book contains 50 reviews of horror movies shot in black and white. The reviews are sorted from the last position to the first one. The ranking of each production is established by the sum of 7 ratings: stars, gimmick, rewatchability, story, creativity, acting & quality. Each film description contains a synopsis, a list of attributed genres, emotions evoked, seven ratings and a three-paragraph review.

Bad CGI Sharks

Two estranged brothers working on a script end up being chased by the digital sharks of their unreleased film.
Feel-Good
So Bad It's Good
Creature Feature

 

United States
2019
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Character Focus: 
Animal Film
Animals: 
Shark
Catastrophes: 
Explosion
Dimensional: 
Meta
5.04
Sharksploitative!
6
3.04
5.04
5.04
2
4
1
Ambiance
Photography
Effects
You know these horrendous slapstick shark comedies that bank on Jaws and piggyback on Shark Week? Well, this one makes fun of them. Doesn’t matter how many times you watch this film, and how stoned you are, it will never make sense. On the other hand, if you’re a film buff, a film student, a 3D animator, or a filmmaker, some jokes will hit close to home.
ABC, RGB, XYZ, you get it all! Ultimately, all the CGI shark movies you’ve seen in the past decade were inexpensive. This is Bad CGI Sharks’ one-trick pony, and, somehow, it never gets old, as long as you’re in the loop. The sharks, here, fly, and don’t look half as shitty as the title suggests. This film is no masterpiece, but it’s one of the funniest slapstick comedies I’ve seen.
Take it from a 3D animator and texturer, this isn’t crap. The creators and compositors know exactly what they’re doing. You wouldn’t be laughing so hard if they didn’t. Then again, this is the film’s mission. Bad CGI Shark isn’t perfect, but it’s hilarious. It breaks the fourth wall constantly, and the dialogue will make you piss your pants. So, what are you waiting for? Wanna piss your pants?
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