Legacy of Terror 2019

This book contains the reviews of 100 sequels, 20 prequels and 60 remakes.

For each category, installments are sorted in order of preference. The ranking of each film is established by the sum of 8 types of ratings: stars, gimmick, rewatchability, story, creativity, acting, quality and creepiness.

Each film description contains a synopsis, a list of attributed genres, a list of moods, eight ratings and a three-paragraph review.

Triggered

A politicized teenager is contradicted and becomes dangerous.
So Bad It's Good

 

United States
2019
Feature Film
Realism: 
Plausible
Stalker: 
Sneaker
Trespasser
Catastrophes: 
Accident
5.04
Just cause!
4
5.04
6
4
2
3
3
Dialog
Editing
Performances
It’s called “Triggered” for a reason. Genders mean nothing, here, you Neanderthal. Ever heard of culture appropriation, mother fucker? This stuff is offensive, yo! Have you checked your privileges, recently? If you’re a man, you’re already spilling your toxic masculinity all over this review. If you’re cisgender, go fuck yourself! Admit it, the 80’s were simpler. They were innocent. They were fun.
Meet one of the most despicable protagonists in film history. Her name is Callee, and she has, like, one friend. He’s nonnormative and shit. She’s a lesbian. Sometimes. She has a huge cleavage, but don’t you dare look at it! Point is, she’s slowly losing it. No one likes her. She’s a nutcase. Give her a creepy mask and she’ll kill 80% of the population, just cause.
This is not a movie that celebrates difference, but it’s not for the Bible Belt either. It’s for those in between who can laugh about it all. The only problems with this film are technical. The budget is obviously small, and the editing isn’t as good as it could be. The audio isn’t always on point. The darkest scenes are too dark. Anyway, if you aren’t easily triggered, see this little gem!
Realms of Terror: Horror-Adjacent 2019

Included in this book are 141 reviews of horror-adjacent films. Horror-adjacent films are mixes of comedy, drama, adventure, action, thriller, fantasy, and science fiction. They are dark enough to entertain horror movie fans but can’t exactly be called horror. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1990's Monster Films

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing monster films from the 1990’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?

Christmas Horror Watchlist 2019

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this list is so delightful. And since you’ve no place to go, here are 60 ranked reviews of Christmas-themed horror movies. Ho, ho, ho! This year, get ready for the horrorthon of a lifetime! Naughty or nice?

Halloween Horror Watchlist 2019

An excellent way to celebrate All Hallows' Eve all through October, this book contains 53 ranked reviews of Halloween-themed horror movies. This year, get ready for the horrorthon of a lifetime!

Trends of Terror 2019: 150 Movies So Bad They’re Good

I hope you like cheese. This book is full of it. In this edition of Trends of Terror, film critic Steve Hutchison reviews 150 horror and horror-adjacent movies so bad they’re good, sorted from best to worst. How many have you seen?