The Almanac of Terror 2018: 88 Years of Horror Movie Statistics

The Almanac of Terror mixes and aggregates different statistics on horror and horror-adjacent movies. Most of the lists included in this book are sorted according to their overall score.

Our classification method combines genres, subgenres, ambiances and antagonists. Our different ratings are: stars, story, creativity, action, quality, creepiness and rewatchability.

Ugly Sweater Party

An evil sweater possesses a partygoer during a Christmas party.

 

United States
2018
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Object: 
Garment
Wizards: 
Possessor
Transmuter
3.04
Blood, sweat and tears
7.04
3.04
3.04
3.04
1
3
2
Ambiance
Effects
Plot
Ugly Sweater Party is nothing but fun. It’s one anecdote after another. Its slapstick humor is imaginative and juvenile. It’s one of the funniest films you’ll see this year. There’s lots of gore, there is toilet humor, and there are Jesus jokes through and through. It’s his birthday, after all. The actors and the crew probably had a blast shooting this and you can feel it.
The editors probably struggled, on the other hand, with an extremely compact screenplay. The narrative is clustered by plot points and characters we don’t really need. Sean Whalen’s character, for instance, complicates the story. Felissa Rose is underused. This being a small production, there aren’t nearly enough people in this movie for a party, and that, in itself, is hilarious.
This isn’t a great film, but it’s unprecedented. There’s nothing out there quite like it, and that’s its main quality. A haunted sweater? On Christmas? Sign me in! This movie is a succession of WTF moments that make more sense if you’re drunk or stoned, so grab a beer, grab a bong, and savor the arrogant low budget splatterfest that is Ugly Sweater Party.
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