In this book, Steve Hutchison presents 75 of the best written horror movies ever made. Each article contains a rating, a synopsis, and a review. The films are ranked according to the sum of eight ratings. How many have you seen?
Here’s another seventy-minute long commercial trying to sell you shit you don’t need. Charles Band even uses his merch as set decoration and as part of the plot. Also, at what point, exactly, did Gingerdead Man infiltrate this universe, and why haven’t they made a Gingerdead Man movie since? This is confusing. Band himself must be scratching his head by now.
Hey! We can’t have decent puppets, so let’s get a shitload of boobs, said no one ever... except Charles Band. Full Moon Pictures is one of the only studios left that’ll give you horror and gratuitous nudity in the same film. Make no mistake; this movie is nothing but incessant dialogue from characters who have nothing interesting to say, interrupted by boob shots.
Evil Bong 5 is super racist, but I’m sure someone at Full Moon would insist I just “didn’t get it”. There’s a lot of shit I don’t get, like half the jokes in this film. It’s safe to say that Evil Bong has established itself as some kind of authority on stoner humor, but those inside jokes and recurring characters aren’t relevant. I’ve seen all these movies and I forgot who half of those guys are.