Quintessence of Terror: Dark Subgenres 2018

This book contains lists of quintessential horror movies ranked by simplicity and subdivided by subgenres. The level of simplicity/complexity is calculated by the sum of four classification types: 8 moods, 9 genres, 27 subgenres and 64 antagonists.

Each listed movie includes a list of moods, genres, a synopsis, a review and eight ratings: stars, story, creativity, acting, quality, rewatchability, creepiness and gimmick.

Evil Bong: High 5

A marijuana shop is taken over by a foul-mouthed cookie and a possessed bong.
Kinky
So Bad It's Good
Creature Feature

 

United States
2016
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Stalker: 
Thief
Dimensional: 
Teleporter
Object: 
Paraphernalia
Food
2
Nothing happens.
7.04
1.04
4
3.04
1
4
1
Ambiance
Plot
Effects
Here’s another seventy-minute long commercial trying to sell you shit you don’t need. Charles Band even uses his merch as set decoration and as part of the plot. Also, at what point, exactly, did Gingerdead Man infiltrate this universe, and why haven’t they made a Gingerdead Man movie since? This is confusing. Band himself must be scratching his head by now.
Hey! We can’t have decent puppets, so let’s get a shitload of boobs, said no one ever... except Charles Band. Full Moon Pictures is one of the only studios left that’ll give you horror and gratuitous nudity in the same film. Make no mistake; this movie is nothing but incessant dialogue from characters who have nothing interesting to say, interrupted by boob shots.
Evil Bong 5 is super racist, but I’m sure someone at Full Moon would insist I just “didn’t get it”. There’s a lot of shit I don’t get, like half the jokes in this film. It’s safe to say that Evil Bong has established itself as some kind of authority on stoner humor, but those inside jokes and recurring characters aren’t relevant. I’ve seen all these movies and I forgot who half of those guys are.
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