Checklist of Terror 2017

This book contains a checklist of 1162 dark films sorted in order of preference. The ranking is established by the sum of 8 ratings: stars, gimmick, rewatchability, story, creativity, acting, quality and creepiness. How many have you seen?

Evil Bong 420

An old man escapes a fantasy world and opens a bowling alley, unaware that an evil bong is on his trail.
Kinky
So Bad It's Good
Creature Feature

 

United States
2015
Short Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Stalker: 
Thief
Dimensional: 
Teleporter
Object: 
Paraphernalia
Drug
Food
Toys: 
Figurine
3.04
Not high enough...
7.04
1.04
5.04
3.04
1
4
1
Ambiance
Plot
Effects
Fifty-three minutes is just about how long the average stoner can wait between two bong hits. Conveniently, that’s how long this film lasts. With a title like this one, you’d expect the quintessential 420 film. It’s not. It’s mostly talking heads throwing dirty uncle jokes. Every other scene has old men flirting with chicks. There is a tremendous number of tits, here, so I hope you like tits.
Expect a pair every ten minutes. It’s not as expensive as puppetry is, which has been a recurring problem at Full Moon Entertainment for the last two decades. At the risk of geeking out, though, legendary filmmaker David DeCoteau makes a short appearance to let us know that this bowling alley is where he shot his legendary Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.
Charles Band shuffles the cards again, mixing his favorite characters from other franchises to amuse the few remaining fans of his beloved monument. He sure found ingenious ways to milk his cows. These films are being produced for a fraction of the average TV series episode these days. All in all, Evil Bong 420 had one mission and it failed. It’s not the ultimate stoner film you were expecting.
Alternate Titles: 
Evil Bong 4
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