Fate of Terror 2019: Play Dead!

This book includes 216 reviews of horror movies. half are plausible, the other half supernatural.

Roll a six-sided die three times. Find the sequence within the table of contents. you will be redirected to a random movie and its review.

Stitches

A clown comes back from the dead to haunt those who took his life.
Slapstick Gore

 

Ireland
2012
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Trickster: 
Prankster
Catastrophes: 
Accident
Clown: 
Buffoon
Wizards: 
Conjurer
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You’re in for a laugh!
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5.04
7.04
7.04
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3
Effects
Dialog
Plot
There’s everything you can hope for from a horror movie about a resuscitated clown in Stitches. It’s gory as hell, all the protagonists are colorful, and we meet them before they start dying one by one. The exposition is thorough, and we do care about these guys... at least most of them. Stitches is a classic case of revenge from the grave, but there’s nothing quite like it.
The introduction is hilariously violent, then things slow down until the halfway mark, as we spend time with the good guys. They were kids, in the introduction scene, and they were assholes already. Not much has changed, since, and someone needs to take out the trash. Don’t get attached; this is a slasher flick. The kills are amazing, and most, if not all, effects are practical.
I had a blast with this one. It’s the quintessential supernatural clown horror movie. The budget is there. It doesn’t look cheap. Nothing is left to chance. No part of this production has been neglected. What you basically get is I Know What You Did Last Summer, but with blood, cheese, and one pissed off clown. This is the kind of things we got in the 1980’s, but it’s better rendered.
Alternate Titles: 
Dark clown
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Clowns & Horror

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Decades of Terror 2019: 1980's Slasher Films

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