History of Terror 2019: 1900 Bite-Sized Movie Reviews

Included in this book are 1900 bite-sized reviews of horror and horror-adjacent films sorted by release date. The reviews consist of 8 ratings.

Evil Bong 3-D: The Wrath of Bong

Marijuana smokers attempt to save earth from the evils of an alien water pipe intending to take over.
Kinky
So Bad It's Good
United States
2011
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Trickster: 
Impostor
Lurer
Conman
Dimensional: 
Nightmare
Static
Unknown
Fluids: 
Ooze
Infected: 
Cursed
Plant: 
Tree
Object: 
Paraphernalia
Psychics: 
Illusionist
Hypnotist
Telepathist
Wizards: 
Voodoo Sorcerer
Possessor
Alchemist
3.04
Bad trip...
7.04
2
4
3.04
1
4
1
Ambiance
Effects
Editing
The first bong was a sculpted water pipe. The second was a skull carved in wood hidden in a jungle. The new water pipe is alien and wants to invade our world. Every time, the same story is being retold and seasoned with the current theme. While this is a dark stoner comedy franchise, and while it still uses common tropes of horror films, it sadly gives up its slasher roots and resorts to humor.
The dialogue is weak. It is ironic because most scenes relie heavily on it. You might feel, after a while, that this one is the result of and was designed for an impaired mind. The humor is dorky, misses more than it hits, but the ambiance is warm. The film is colorful, visually stimulating. The directing, performances and visuals match the two previous films, so don't hold your breath, there.
Evil Bong 3 is the most sexual of all three films. It pretty much plays out like a teenage boy's fantasy, something not unlike Full Moon. The jokes are juvenile, as always. There's a mustached ninja with a mullet, sperm probing and plenty of nudity for immature minds. Evil Bong's pride should be animatronics, but the bongs are barely animated. Unfortunately, it's not much of a puppet show!
Alternate Titles: 
Evil Bong 3
Evil Bong 3-D
Evil Bong III
Evil Bong Part 3
Evil Bong Part III
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