Eternity of Terror 2018

This book includes 200 dark movies you’ll want to revisit time and again. These are the most rewatchable dark films reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison.

Sorted in order of preference and reviewed, each film description contains a synopsis, a list of genres it belongs to, a list of ambiances involved, seven ratings and a three-paragraph review.

These films are not for the squeamish. You have been warned!

Evil Bong 3-D: The Wrath of Bong

Marijuana smokers attempt to save earth from the evils of an alien water pipe intending to take over.
So Bad It's Good
United States
2011
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Trickster: 
Impostor
Lurer
Conman
Dimensional: 
Nightmare
Static
Unknown
Fluids: 
Ooze
Infected: 
Cursed
Plant: 
Tree
Object: 
Paraphernalia
Psychics: 
Illusionist
Hypnotist
Telepathist
Wizards: 
Voodoo Sorcerer
Possessor
Alchemist
3.04
Bad trip...
7.04
2
4
3.04
1
4
1
Ambiance
Effects
Editing
The first bong was a sculpted water pipe. The second was a skull carved in wood hidden in a jungle. The new water pipe is alien and wants to invade our world. Every time, the same story is being retold and seasoned with the current theme. While this is a dark stoner comedy franchise, and while it still uses common tropes of horror films, it sadly gives up its slasher roots and resorts to humor.
The dialog is still weak. It is ironic because most scenes relie heavily on it. You might feel, after a while, that this one is the result of and was designed for an impaired mind. The humor is dorky, misses more than it hits, but the ambiance is warm. The film is colorful, visually stimulating. The directing, performances and visuals match the two previous films, so don't hold your breath, there.
Evil Bong 3 is the most sexual of all three films. It pretty much plays out like a teenage boy's fantasy, something not unlike Full Moon. The jokes are juvenile, as always. There's a mustached ninja with a mullet, sperm probing and plenty of nudity for immature minds. Evil Bong's pride should be animatronics, but the bongs are barely animated. Unfortunately, it's not much of a puppet show!
Alternate Titles: 
Evil Bong 3
Evil Bong 3-D
Evil Bong III
Evil Bong Part 3
Evil Bong Part III
Checklist of Terror 2019: Plausible Menace

Plausible threats, as opposed to supernatural or surreal ones, encompass all menaces whose existence can be or has been proven by science. Here’s a ranked watchlist of 413 plausible horror movies reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison. How many have you seen?

Checklist of Terror 2019: Supernatural Menace

Supernatural threats, as opposed to plausible or surreal ones, encompass all menaces whose existence cannot be or hasn’t been proven by science. Here’s a ranked watchlist of 1272 supernatural horror movies reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1990's Psychological Horror

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing psychological horror films from the 1990’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1980's Psychological Horror

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing psychological horror films from the 1980’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?

Guess the Horror Movie: 400 Pixelated Puzzles

This book contains 400 puzzles. Guess the name of each horror film based on the pixelated picture, its released year, and its synopsis. Write the title in the boxes below the clues. Puzzles tend to get more difficult as you progress. Answers can be found in the last pages.