Eternity of Terror 2017

This book includes 200 dark movies you’ll want to revisit time and again. These are the most rewatchable dark films reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison.

Sorted in order of preference and reviewed, each film description contains a synopsis, a list of genres it belongs to, a list of ambiances involved, seven ratings and a three-paragraph review.

These films are not for the squeamish. You have been warned!

Evil Bong II: King Bong

Cursed by the smoke of a possessed bong, a group of friends travels to South Africa in hopes of finding a cure.
Kinky
So Bad It's Good
United States
2009
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Cultists: 
Guru
Worshipper
Trickster: 
Impostor
Lurer
Dimensional: 
Nightmare
Unknown
Infected: 
Cursed
Plant: 
Tree
Object: 
Paraphernalia
Psychics: 
Illusionist
Hypnotist
Telepathist
Statues: 
Sculpture
Wizards: 
Voodoo Sorcerer
Possessor
Alchemist
3.04
Sinks like a stoner...
7.04
2
4
3.04
1
4
1
Ambiance
Dialogue
Editing
Evil Bong was a mindless supernatural slasher in which the leads met their end in a stoner dimension after tripping off marijuana smoke inhaled from a cursed bong. Because Full Moon Entertainment's puppets and puppeteers haven't been their decent self for over a decade, prior, the studio started relying on comedy rather than horror to fructify its signature evil miniatures.
Perfect as a companion piece to the Gingerdead Man movies, Evil Bong is now its own franchise. The threat is more particular, here, than it was in the original. The bong delays its murder madness, cursing its characters and altering their behaviors gradually. The writers are not simply giving us the same tour all over. They make concrete attempts at innovation and getting the story elsewhere.
While the special effects are heavily flawed and used for a laugh, by default, convincing make-up was applied to one of the protagonists to make him abnormally obese. The rest of the eye-candy seems only there because the script says so. Treated like a comedic TV show, Evil Bong 2 bombards you with jokes and anecdotes. 20% of them might make you chuckle, and the rest will leave you cold.
Alternate Titles: 
Evil Bong 2: King Bong
Evil Bong 2
Evil Bong II
Evil Bong Part 2
Evil Bong Part II
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