Years of Terror 2018: 195 Horror Movie Recommendations, 39 Years of Pure Terror

This book contains 195 horror and horror-adjacent movie reviews; five of the best releases for each year between 1980 and 2018. Each film description contains a synopsis, a list of attributed genres, seven ratings and a three-paragraph review.

Knight of the Living Dead

Some friends end up in Iceland where they accidentally resurrect a knight and a viking.
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This movie doesn’t give a damn about you, so why should you care? Why would you even watch a movie that treats you like shit? Aside Lloyd Kaufman who makes a short appearance to talk about his penis, the actors are all Icelandic teenagers who can’t act and are, in fact, not even trying. Just when the film couldn’t get more obnoxious, a disgusting masturbation scene pins us to our seats.
It is terribly hard to look into the soul of this film. It has no depth. It is totally improvised. Between the language barrier, the constant screaming, the eternal moaning, the vague screenplay, a bunch of inside jokes clearly not meant for us, simple viewers, and the absent ambiance, this film is a complete failure. This said, it is extremely amusing if you just… let go. It is hilarious!
Let’s face it, most of us have made films like these when we were young or wish we did. This film was made by careless teenagers pretending to be ten years older. The costumes suck. Most scenes are shot in the woods or in suburban fields. When the kids aren’t drinking alcohol, they’re swearing or beating each other up. The story is indecipherable. This thing is out of control.
Checklist of Terror 2019: Plausible Menace

Plausible threats, as opposed to supernatural or surreal ones, encompass all menaces whose existence can be or has been proven by science. Here’s a ranked watchlist of 413 plausible horror movies reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison. How many have you seen?

Checklist of Terror 2019: Supernatural Menace

Supernatural threats, as opposed to plausible or surreal ones, encompass all menaces whose existence cannot be or hasn’t been proven by science. Here’s a ranked watchlist of 1272 supernatural horror movies reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1990's Psychological Horror

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing psychological horror films from the 1990’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1980's Psychological Horror

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing psychological horror films from the 1980’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?

Guess the Horror Movie: 400 Pixelated Puzzles

This book contains 400 puzzles. Guess the name of each horror film based on the pixelated picture, its released year, and its synopsis. Write the title in the boxes below the clues. Puzzles tend to get more difficult as you progress. Answers can be found in the last pages.