The Worst Horror Movies

In this book, Steve Hutchison presents 76 of the worst horror movies ever made. Each article contains a rating, a synopsis, and a review. The films are ranked according to the sum of eight ratings. How many have you seen?

Amateur Porn Star Killer

A teenager is convinced to play a role in a pornographic film.
Kinky

 

United States
2006
Feature Film
Realism: 
Plausible
Character Focus: 
Serial Killer Film
1.04
A pain in the ass...
1.04
1.04
2
1.04
1
2
2
Ambiance
Photography
Editing
It’s not the killer that’s amateur, it’s the porn star, in case you wondered. The movie is exactly what the title indicates, and it’s pretty much designed in a found footage format. It’s mostly shot in black and white and it’s filmed poorly. It’s edited carelessly and it's hard to watch with positivity. The dialogue is right out of a cheap pornographic movie, but that’s obviously intended.
Amateur Porn Star Killer is hard to sit through. The audio is bad. The image is blurry. The plot ranges from boring to inexistent. There isn’t a reason this should be entirely in color and there isn’t a reason it should be composited the way it is. This is random filmmaking. It’s artsy, shocking for shock sake, the camera shakes unnaturally, and the actors are barely acting.
Now, this film isn’t just horrendous. It’s an experimental experience. It’s what one could expect to come out of a filmmaking school. It has an ambiance. It’s more soothing than what one could presume from the title. It’s definitely not Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, but there are similarities. The best thing about this picture is its nudity and sex, but we've seen better elsewhere...
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