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Bordello of Blood

A detective's investigation leads him to an underground brothel owned by vampires.
Kinky

 

United States
1996
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Stalker: 
Thief
Relative: 
Sibling
Trickster: 
Lurer
Psychics: 
Illusionist
6
A straight man’s wet dream!
7.04
5.04
7.04
7.04
3
3
3
Performances
Pace
Plot
Bordello of Blood is released as a double feature, under the Tales from the Crypt brand, along with Demon Knight. Those are perfect companion pieces and can be watched in any order. A symbol unites both films; a vial filled with the blood of Jesus, according to Demon Knight. First, we get a horrific introduction, then a preface with the Crypt Keeper, in his world, as we would have on the TV show.
In a nutshell, this is a straight man’s wet dream gone wrong... with vampires. It is more a comedy than Demon Knight is. It is about a catholic preacher, his assistant and the detective she hires to investigate her brother’s disappearance. As it turns out, everybody’s journey converge towards an underground whorehouse infested with vampires. Expect buckets of nudity and gore!
All joking aside, the performances are irreproachable and the script highly entertaining. The story is sexy, kinky, includes some BDSM and even some lesbianism. The filming locations are limited and so is the amount of characters. Catholicism takes a big importance, here, as it does in Demon Knight. While it may irritate some viewers, it is a perfectly valid plot device against evil.
Alternate Titles: 
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood
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