Quintessence of Terror: Perfect Movies 2018

This book contains a list of movies ranked from the simplest to the most complex. The level of complexity is established by the sum of four classification methods: 8 moods, 9 genres, 27 subgenres and 64 antagonists.

Each movie includes a list of moods, genres, a synopsis, a review and eight ratings: stars, story, creativity, acting, quality, rewatchability, creepiness and gimmick.

The list includes horror and horror-adjacent films with a perfect star rating.

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid

A man attempts to prevent a city from turning into a toxic wasteland.
Slapstick Gore
So Bad It's Good

 

United States
1994
Feature Film
Realism: 
Supernatural
Babies: 
Newborn
Catastrophes: 
Biohazard
Fire
Fluids: 
Toxic Waste
Giant: 
Kaiju
Behemoth
2
Can't you take a joke?
7.04
1.04
3.04
3.04
1
2
1
Pace
Effects
Dialog
This is the kind of film that gives horror movies a bad reputation. It is sexual but not eroticizing, filled with self-referential inside jokes that don’t make you laugh, and it’s never scary. You can’t polish a turd. You can either step in it or make more of it. This sequel rehashes old gags that weren’t funny the first time around. Indeed, you might want to skip this one...
After a recap of the two previous films, we pick up right after the events of Part 2. The main protagonist from Part 2 returns, still wearing a tank top, and he narrates ninety percent of what happens on screen to make sure the writers and directors don’t have to worry about dialogue. The timeline is so convoluted and illogical that his voice blends with the ambient cacophony.
Once again, the creators seem to write the story and its characters around cheap props then can find at the dollar store and in thrift shops. The only good thing about Class of Nuke 'Em High 3 is its filming locations. Most of the action takes place in and around a nuclear plant, making things more interesting than they really are. Beware; this is one of the worst movies ever made.
Alternate Titles: 
Class of Nuke 'Em High 3
Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
66 All-Canadian Horror Movies

This book contains 66 reviews of horror films written and ranked by critic and blogger Steve Hutchison. Each description includes five ratings (stars, story, creativity, acting, quality), a synopsis and a review. All 66 movies were produced exclusively by Canada. How many have you seen?

Checklist of Terror 2019: Plausible Menace

Plausible threats, as opposed to supernatural or surreal ones, encompass all menaces whose existence can be or has been proven by science. Here’s a ranked watchlist of 413 plausible horror movies reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison. How many have you seen?

Checklist of Terror 2019: Supernatural Menace

Supernatural threats, as opposed to plausible or surreal ones, encompass all menaces whose existence cannot be or hasn’t been proven by science. Here’s a ranked watchlist of 1272 supernatural horror movies reviewed by film critic Steve Hutchison. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1990's Psychological Horror

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing psychological horror films from the 1990’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?

Decades of Terror 2019: 1980's Psychological Horror

Steve Hutchison reviews 100 amazing psychological horror films from the 1980’s. Each film is analyzed and discussed with a synopsis and a rating. The movies are ranked from best to worst. How many have you seen?